About Me

Saffy; seventeen years old (although I act like I’m seven); England;

• has ambitions to be a crazy cat lady if marrying various fictional and celebrity crushes proves impossible;
• has imaginary friends and a pet dragon; 
• a realist, a cynic, a dreamer who does not believe in dreams; 
• uses pretentious words like “detrimental” and “plethora” on a daily basis, but also says things like “hecka rad” and “snazzy” o no;
•  devours books faster than a morbidly obese kid devours cream cakes;
• lover of hot chocolate and earl grey tea (black, no sugar); 
• likes fairytales and big cities and high places and a wide open expanse of cloudless night sky;
• worryingly incorrigible procrastinator & lazy as hell;
• speaks english, sarcasm and parseltongue;
• making plans to take over the universe;